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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

deanhadley:

andrewgeorgeart:

this is my second project for my comic storytelling class in which a human woman gets hired to be a grim reaper.

This is awesome

fuckyeahhetaliamemes:

Our fandom once was amused by the town of Fucking, Austria.But now we need more.Now, we need the United Kingdom.

fuckyeahhetaliamemes:

Our fandom once was amused by the town of Fucking, Austria.
But now we need more.
Now, we need the United Kingdom.

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

hjsteele:

For this shoot we wanted to replicate the styling of a traditional 50’s couple in a modern setting. 

Photography: Abigail Weibel
Clothing: Moth Oddities
Stylist: Lauren C. McGinty
Models: Tony Eliason & Model HJ Steele
MUAH: T Yolande Makeup
Location: Brunsfield North Loop Apartments

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES